So, I drive home tonight in the blizzard of the century. Having driven the extra hour home, managing to stay on the road and not die, I arrived in Rome and promptly got stuck in my driveway. "In your driveway?" you might ask. "How is that possible?" My parents don't seem to care about the outside of their house, and thus arranged my welcome to involve spending an hour outside shoveling the driveway by hand. Thankfully my sister helped, but despite our efforts to flash my tits and her ass at every passing plow, no one stopped to help us. I wonder why?
They'd better effing pay me for this shit.
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I can't believe the flashing didn't work! Gaaah! ;]
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