The Beauty of the...Traveling?

Okay, so, haven't posted in a while. WHATEVS.

So, there are a couple of the stories but will not tell them in detail. Will sum up because...that's how I DOES.

Last weekend, went to New Hampshire and hung out with the MASSPIRG kids at Liz's beach house for Pat's last weekend with us on the eastern seaboard. The following things happened:
1) The night we arrived, we slept on the beach because we weren't sure what beds were open. I was woken up by sand fleas. Also, when I woke up the next morning the sun was up and it was so hot and bright that I was pretty sure I was in hell. Turns out I was just at the ocean. (Life: "SIKE!!!")
2) Pat was woken up by wolf-dog and a woman who turned out to be Liz's aunt. He was clutching an empty bottle of rum that we'd had the night before. (Life: *hijinks theme music*)
3) Muffin was attacked by sand fleas and took a shower to get rid of them, but apparently didn't have a towel because he sat at the table dripping wet, as if nothing had happened. (Life: ?)
4) Went to the weirdest party EVER hosted by the manager of a Shaw's that had a fondue fountain and resulted in my Facebook picture (Life: "Well, at least you have a facebook picture to show for it!)
5) We drove home on Sunday and were almost late for work.

This past weekend, went to my camp with Jessica, Julia and Liz. None of them had met each other before the trip, but I knew all of them. It was real fun. The following things happened:
1) Liz said many crazy things, including but not limited to: "I'm going to dictate a book from my deathbed called 'Liz's Life Lessons'."
2) We crossed the lake at 2:30 in the morning in a canoe to a camp that only I knew how to find. Good thing it wasn't cloudy!
3) We hiked Bald Mountain and it was real fun.
4) We saw my old choir director at the Old Forge Hardware store, which was the WEIRDEST.
5) We played the most ridiculous games of MASH I've ever seen, and I created choices that fucked up everyone else's life but then managed to get a life that was EXACTLY what I wanted.
6) We drove home on Sunday and were almost late for work.

Sensing a pattern?

Tomorrow is pizza night, and after that the work girls are coming over for a little soiree. In other news, have been emailing people at Binghamton to find out where the hell my life is going once I move there. In some disappointing news, I won't actually be able to bring my guinea pigs with me, which is TOTALLY upsetting. DAMN YOU UNIVERSITY PLAZA.

LolCats have taken over my life? More updates on this later.