Smelly Man Comes to Call

Once upon today, Heather went to her office in the train station. She was working, because that's what she does at the office.

Suddenly, she heard the doorbell ring. Her office has a doorbell that rings whenever anyone comes in, so she can be sure to say hello!

When she got up to see who it was, it was Smelly Man. Smelly Man wanders into the office sometimes, when he is out and about in town. Smelly Man is pretty elderly, and doesn't like to shower or brush his teeth. You can tell because his teeth are yellowy and rotting, and he has a bald moldy head of death. Also, he smells really bad, which is why Heather calls him Smelly Man.

"How can I help you?" asked Heather. "I WANT A SCHEDULE," said Smelly Man. Smelly Man always yells, because he can't hear very well. "Here you go!" said Heather, and handed him a train schedule. "I WANT A SCHEDULE FOR THE BOAT." said Smelly Man. Heather thought he meant he wanted to take the train trip to a place where he could ride a boat, so she pointed it out to him. "NO, I JUST WANT A SCHEDULE FOR THE BOAT." said Smelly Man. Heather said that they didn't have any. "I ALWAYS GET ONE EVERY YEAR. I WANT ONE FOR THE WHOLE YEAR." said Smelly Man. "I don't know what to tell you," said Heather. "ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET NERVOUS!" said Smelly Man, and wandered out the door.