Holy Cannoli!

So, I think I've been counting calories too long, and here's why: a few nights ago, I had this dream that my family and I went to a restaurant. In my real life, I had used up all my calories for the day, so in my dream, I also thought I had used up all my calories and couldn't eat anything. Then, while dreaming, I realized I was dreaming, and thought "Sweet, I can eat whatever!" so I ate this big plate of pasta. Then (still dreaming) I thought "Wait, that's crazy, I'm not dreaming!" and then I was upset that I ate all that pasta. Then I woke up and remembered that I was dreaming, and was excited when I got to eat cereal. This was kind of a big emotional journey.

Listen, I know I'm mental, but at least I'm getting thin. Plus today I think I'm going to have pasta for lunch. I mean, am I right or am I right?