Homemade Tattoos Were Not A Smart Choice

A giant older man just walked in, sporting a goat beard and covered in what looked like self-drawn prison tattoos. He said "So how far north does your train go from here?" When I told him we went to Old Forge he said "I don't want to go north, I can't believe I'm this far north in friggin' New York. I live in New York City." I suggested he go with Amtrak, because we only go north and we're only a tourist railroad. He said "So, do you guys go west ever?" I repeated that we only went north and if he wanted to travel he should talk to Greyhound or Amtrak. "What about south, do you ever go to New York City?" I said "No, we're ONLY a tourist railroad, and we ONLY go north. If you want to go LITERALLY anywhere else, you should go check with Greyhound or Amtrak," to which he responded, "No! I am tired of being on a goddamn bus!" and walked out, yelling "Thank you Miss!" over his shoulder.