Halloween is my FAVORITE holiday. PERIOD.

My blogs are pretty lame when I'm not totally pissed off, but I'm going to give this a shot anyway.

This weekend was friggin' awesome. If you've ever thought there might be a holiday better than Halloween allow me to correct you with a sucker punch to the face: THERE IS NO HOLIDAY BETTER THAN HALLOWEEN. Halloween is like Christmas except that all the presents you get are delicious food items and you get to drink yourself silly and wear costumes AND you don't have to deal with all those stupid family members you don't like!

I did the Halloween train this weekend which involved some AWESOME costumes, some CUTE costumes, and some UNATTRACTIVE costumes. I had a couple of beers and got accused of being drunk, but really I was just kind of excited! You know how I am when I get excited. It didn't help that I was dressed as Marilyn Monroe in a wig that made me more resemble Anna Nicole Smith, so I'm pretty sure everyone assumed I was drunk from the get-go. I think I am going to be Anna Nicole Smith next year though - all I need is a dress that's too small and some messed up lipstick, am I right?

Anyway there was this OTHER woman there who was INCREDIBLY drunk and admitted to pregaming in front of everyone and made incredibly inappropriate sexual comments about our oldest male volunteer (who loved it and let her kiss his bald head for awhile) and nearly attacked me for not giving her first place...so I definitely was not as drunk as she was. That was apparent.

On Saturday I did some amazing things, which included going to the Clinton Cider Mill for breakfast (SHIT CAKES I LOVE THAT PLACE) and then buying pumpkins and doing a corn maze (almost in the rain) at Northstar Orchards and singing a funeral and carving pumpkins and going to dinner at Aladdin's in Syracuse and rocking out to Classical Halloween-type music on NPR and watching Pirates of the Caribbean II and eating some delightful candy with my gentleman of choice. Today I had eggs and biscuits for breakfast and played some Monopoli (yep, that's Italian language Monopoly folks) and did laundry.

BEST. WEEKEND. EVER. Now all I need is a job that pays me shit tons and I'll be set!