Time Traveling Spam

So, remember in the early 90s when spam filters were crap and you were always getting emails about male enhancement? My work email is still like that, and I get hella spam messages every day. Here are the subject lines of the spam emails I've received just today...

Romping great nights every night

Jam in right through

She said I have an adorable willy

Be lonely no more

Great tight butt cheeks

Her heaving bosom pics

There are also some more with boring nonsensical titles that are encouraging me to make my penis bigger. I think it's quite big enough, thank you.