War of the Flies

It's begun. My yearly war against the giant black flies that come buzzing around our office because the assholes who work in the lobby think it's a great idea to keep all the doors to the outside open for a breeze. (Note: our building has air conditioning, and it's also these assholes that make our cooling system think it needs to be on high so I have to wear sweaters at work when it's 80 degrees outside) The flies fought well, but I fought harder. Today's kill tally: 4.