The Woman With the Golden Teeth

Yesterday, a large black woman walked into the office. She had entirely gold teeth and a thick, quasi-African accent. She screamed and screamed about how she'd gotten off the bus to use the ladies' room and then the bus left without her and all her stuff is on it (side note: this is not an uncommon occurrence. Never get off a bus unless you're at your stop or you're changing buses, because those bastards will LEAVE YOU BEHIND). I tried to explain to her that the office next door was the bus office, but English was clearly not her first language and she just kept yelling about her problems. Eventually, I actually led her by the arm to the door of our office, pointed at the Greyhound office and said "BUS," at which point she wandered in there are started screaming at them.