Your Outfit Makes Me Want to Hug You

Today, a man came in wearing grubby Reeboks, camo cargo shorts, a green NASCAR t-shirt, and a Pittsburgh Steelers doo-rag. He was extremely large AND had a moustache. And a meth-head girlfriend who was with him! He had ALL the accessories!

Truly, Mattel should option the rights to his wardrobe and create "Questionable Life Choices Ken: Redneck Edition."