Aww man, remember when Tom Cruise was a person?

So I'm sitting around on Saturday afternoon trying to feel like a person again after very little sleep, and of course I'm a bit pissed because there is no "Law & Order" in any incarnation anywhere. Actually, can we talk about that for a sec? Who decided it was a great idea to play Law & Order 24 hours a day every day EXCEPT Saturday, which is when I can watch it? Screw you, TV schedule makers!

Anyway, I'm flipping through the channels and I find "A Few Good Men." So I think, "Well, I could use some of those," and I sit down to watch it. And there's Tom Cruise, solving crimes and being young and spunky and attractive...REMEMBER THAT? Geez, he's bat-shit insane now, but there was a time in his life where he just did things like a normal person.

I miss that Tom Cruise. He was an okay guy.