Why Children Are Amazing

I showed my friend Gabe a video of me singing the books of the Old Testament and this was the story he told me in reponse:

Gabriel: you know one of my kids that i taught this summer sang that song and i'd never heard it before

and he was from tennessee and he was hilarious

and all the girls liked him and he didn't know how to handle it

and he didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings by picking one over another

so he announced one day during lunch that if someone held a gun to his head and asked him to pick one of the girls, he'd rather be shot in the head than say he likes any of them

which some of the girls didn't handle well

and the girls organized an america idol type contest called "stan-off" so they could judge the other girls and decide which one stan should like

it was actually kind of a big mess