Kanye West, why are you a jerk?

Kanye West pisses me right off, and I didn't even WATCH the VMAs. Does that mean I'm ridiculously susceptible to media hype? Perhaps. But dude, if he'd pulled a microphone away from me I would've kicked that man right in the balls. Also the best thing I've ever seen are these photos that've popped up since his shenanigans.

First of all, are you freaking serious? The VMAs are the only awards more rigged than the "biggest online dance battle of all time," which concluded on TV (not online?) and resulted in Miley Cyrus being chosen as winner over a troupe of professional dancers. Riiight. And anyway what the hell? Doesn't Beyonce have like a bajillion awards anyway? And seriously, she's one of those performers who is just plain good and doesn't need awards to prove it, though as previously stated I'M SURE SHE HAS PLENTY.

Second, what the friggin' hell man? Beyonce is A-list, whereas you are somewhere on MARS. Don't you think Jay-Z could've BOUGHT her that VMA if he wanted to? Of course he could've. She doesn't need you sticking up for her...you're like a tiny mouse trying to start a fight for a linx. Go home.

Third, even the president called you a jackass! YOU GOT SERVED.

Fourth, you're not Jesus. Also what the hell is this suicide watch thing? Man up and grow some manners.

What the heck is wrong with this guy? I like his music but he is kind of a jerk.